What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 05:28

Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
Nuts and Butts
What do you do to make yourself sleep early?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
When did Elon Musk fall from grace?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Why do doctors refuse HRT to menopausal women but hand them out to trans people?
Loons and Moons
Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why do atheists want to see God so badly?
Just Forget it!
No, not a chance
Still no good.
SpaceX May Be Failing to Get Starship Working at All - futurism.com
So they tried
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
Navigating some of the thorny questions of estate planning - NPR
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
Trump asks Congress to pull $9.4 billion in funding for NPR, PBS and foreign aid - Axios
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What do men find attractive in an older woman?
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Can a twin flame runner be happy in a karmic relationship?
So, the docs changed it to read
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
How does it feel to watch your wife get fucked hard?
No way
share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Bond Yields Keeping Climbing. Governments Can Bring Them Down. - Barron's
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes