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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 05:28

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No go.

Nuts and Butts

What do you do to make yourself sleep early?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Everyone loved it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

When did Elon Musk fall from grace?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why do doctors refuse HRT to menopausal women but hand them out to trans people?

Loons and Moons

Analysis & Anal Cysts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why do atheists want to see God so badly?

Just Forget it!

No, not a chance

Still no good.

SpaceX May Be Failing to Get Starship Working at All - futurism.com

So they tried

Still no good

Freaks and Cheeks

Navigating some of the thorny questions of estate planning - NPR

Minds and Behinds

They put up a sign reading

Hysterias & Posteriors

Trump asks Congress to pull $9.4 billion in funding for NPR, PBS and foreign aid - Axios

Another attempt resulted in ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What do men find attractive in an older woman?

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Can a twin flame runner be happy in a karmic relationship?

So, the docs changed it to read

Then came..

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

How does it feel to watch your wife get fucked hard?

No way

share office space ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Bond Yields Keeping Climbing. Governments Can Bring Them Down. - Barron's

Unacceptable again!

Next, they tried...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why does the God of the Bible condemn homosexual acts?